An English Professor wrote the words “A woman without her man is nothing” on the chalkboard and asked his students to punctuate it correctly.
All the males in the class wrote: “A woman, without her man, is nothing”
All the females in the class wrote: “A woman, without her, man is nothing”.
ABRAHAM LINCOLN was a very successful practising attorney. Once someone asked him to take up a case. After hearing the details Linoln said, ” I understand your case. It’s technically strong but ethically weak. I cann’t accept it. Because while I am arguing it, at the back of my mind all the time, I’ll keep saying to myself,
” LINCOLN, You’re a liar.
LINCOLN, You’re a liar.”
I will not be able to live with myself.”
His message is clear:
“ I sell my professional time, but not my conscience.“
Professor’s wife:Don’t you think I have put too much salt in the soup,dear?
Professor:Not at all darling, perhaps there is not enough soup for the salt.
Health Inspector: I never saw the park littered with so much paper as it was this morning.How do you account for it?
Watchman: Someone distributed leaflets in which he asked people not to throw paper about.
The Speaker annoyed by constant interruptions , finally blurted out: wouldn’t it be better to hear one fool at a time?
You’re right, called a voice from the audience, Go, on.
She was a Radio Announcer. After praying for quite a long time before getting into bed one night, she added, And here again, dear God, are the Headlines.’
A Professor & a farmer were travelling together. The professor suggested asking riddles to pass the time.
Every time you fail,you give me a rupee, & every time I fail, I’ll give you a rupee, he said.
You’re better educated than I am, replied. I’ll give you 50 paise.
The professor agreed, & the farmer asked, What has 3 legs walking & 2 legs flying?
The professor gave up & handed over a rupee. The farmer said he did not know either & coolly handed back 50 paise.