Sardarji’s suicide

Sardarji’s suicide

SARDARJI’S SUICIDE

A GUJARATI, a MADRASI and a SARDARJI were doing construction work on scaffolding, on the 20th floor of a building.

They were having lunch and GUJJU opened his lunch box & said, "Dhokla! If I get dhokla once more for lunch, I shall jump off this building."

The MADRASI opened his lunch box and exclaimed, "Idli Sambhar again! If I get idli sambhar once more, I shall jump off too."

The SARDAR opened his lunch and said, "Parantha again! If I get Parantha once more , I shall jump off too."

The next day, the GUJJU opened his lunch box, saw dhokla, and jumped to his death.
The MADRASI opened his lunch, saw idli sambhar, and jumped, too.

The SARDARJI opened his lunch, saw the parantha and jumped to his death as well.

At the funeral, Gujju’s wife was weeping.. She said, "If I’d known how really tired he was of dhokla, I never would have given it to him again!"

The Madrasi’s wife also wept and said, "I could have given him dossa! I didn’t realize he hated idli sambhar so much."

Everyone turned and stared at the Sardaar’s wife.

The SARDARJI’s wife said, "Don’t look at me.

HE MAKES HIS OWN LUNCH “